i'd learnt that somethings are best kept secret

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:25:12 -0400

bertmccrackalaken: OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:23:33 -0400

OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING

uriels: fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:16:47 -0400

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 02:02:22 -0400

foodchewer: i’d break like 6 laws for a grilled cheese

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:55:10 -0400

foodchewer:

i’d break like 6 laws for a grilled cheese

sluttyoliveoil: turn ons: garlic bread

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:51:48 -0400

sluttyoliveoil:

turn ons: garlic bread

cokeflow: if you’re younger than me you’re not allowed to be hotter than me sorry I don’t make the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:50:59 -0400

cokeflow:

if you’re younger than me you’re not allowed to be hotter than me sorry I don’t make the rules

stormcloud: Keeping Up With the Backyardigans

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:37:52 -0400

stormcloud:

Keeping Up With the Backyardigans

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:35:42 -0400

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:33:35 -0400

oldprickbitches: Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:15:57 -0400

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

madamevastrasintimatecompanion: When we're born we're all...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:14:20 -0400

madamevastrasintimatecompanion:

When we're born we're all grey
But the thoughts we have
The words we choose
All the evidence we give
So colourless and flawless
Finaly we will become this colours
They can make a brave new world

Colour Bandits

kawaiicornsnake: kawaiicornsnake: I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:13:33 -0400

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:01:23 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:20:31 -0400

17yr: [puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:00:24 -0400

17yr:

[puts on red lipstick] [cracks knuckles] time to ruin some boys lives

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:58:52 -0400

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:58:28 -0400

skankforster: She’s going places

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:57:24 -0400

skankforster:

She’s going places

humorcat: darrynek: the nominees are leonardo dicaprio leonardo dicaprio leonardo...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:55:59 -0400

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited